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Argh. It's so unfair. I can't even turn on my PC since one week before exams start, except doing homework. Yet my brother plays through his exams?

WTH. I didn't play through my exams when i was in primary school. Now in secondary school, NO WAY.

Nvm since now i'm online. =)
Lmao. English lesson was darn funny.
Bad luck first webcam box had no webcam inside. I went to change it. =)
Then ZhiXiang say things from the First Class and the Brand's advertisement.
He started with "An gorilla IS an ape!" Rofl. Then continued with "You do NOT quit a CCAaa(drags a while), only a CCA quits YOU!" Haha that was funny!

Went to my email and took out the attachment, i attached to my email and sent it to ME.(smart?) Haha. Proudly done by: Me, ZX and HK.
Here goes:

This is reporter Spongebob Spherepants from Bikini Bottom, BB HQ, reporting to you the situation on Singapore island. Mas Selamat has escaped Whitley Detention Centre. Apparently, he flushed himself down the toilet bowl. Actually it’s just an assumption, because sewage pipes have been enlarged nowadays due to the massive amount of shit people have produced and few millions of gallons of niao niao*.

The fact is Mas Selamat escaped by scaling a low wall of the detention centre. Of course this escape was thanks to the stupid morons (dunno wad the heck the guards doing). Mas Selamat had been trained in Afghanistan, Bikini Tops Training School. He was taught how to flush himself down the toilet bowl, how to crawl through the sewage pipes like Spiderman and how to pop up from a manhole in Bangladesh (surprised some Bhangra workers!).

Okay I tell you what. Mas Selamat’s shi fu** is Mister Wang, the legendary sewage pipe repairman (he knows the ways of sewage pipes like the back of his hand). So he became Afghanistan’s national coach for “How to escape through a toilet bowl”. Thus, Jack Neo invited him to act in the much anticipated movie, Money No Enough II where he escaped from DaAhLong Pte Ltd Company (high interest financial crisis company’).

Actually right, Mas Selamat call Osama bin Laden with his handphone in the prison and Osama sent Bhangras all the way from Afghanistan to Singapore and saved him from jumping into the toilet bowl to escape. When they arrived, they immediately transformed into power rangers lightspeed rescue.And they summoned the lightspeed megazord *(big big robot) to kick down the prison and save mas Selamat.. It turned out that Mas Selamat is actually the boss of power rangers –the red ranger!!!

Fine, I have no more tricks left so shall tell you the truth. Mas Selamat escaped with the help from one of the main characters of ‘Flushed Away’ and ‘Finding Nemo’. They taught him how to resize himself and fit into the toilet bowl and how to swim in the sewage pipes when the pipes were flooded with poo-poo and pee-pee (aka Chocolate and Chrysanthemum. Bad combination).














*niao niao means urine in Chinese

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Have you noticed that "actually hor" was repeated continuously in this news report? =X

Okay shall end my post here. C'ya! =)