-NA-

2009-12-16T00:30:00.002+08:00

zz today muz go sgb.
sooooooooooo early wake up. 6++ am.

st log so slack sia. bt we still do more than ytd de ppl.
very de :rewarding:.
haha. shhhh.

and then. when there is a will there is a way.
so true LOL.
矮人有矮的方法。 LOLOL.
the robin idk hw he do one carry the big rice sack like tht.

oscar super joke.
canot use bristlebck LOL. muslim no pork ROFL.

andand naga siLen is naked snake. HAHA.

2009-12-12T11:50:00.005+08:00

hi.

ima update my ♫player♫ :D

████████████ ▐ 90% complete.
find song then listen see correct anot.
aft tht song start dw to stop. ._.
so hear finish lo. 16songs. (:

ladder lv 3. :DD
necro so gayyyy.

EDIT:\\\

eh the whole internet world dont have 西街少年 series. -.-
youtube only have first 2 episodes.
rawrr i wan watch. zxczxczxczxczxczxczxc.

2009-12-12T00:29:00.001+08:00

hey yo.

nw veri sian. so i cme here n type.
nvm gtg alr tmr then type.

2009-09-25T17:09:00.001+08:00

i'll juz share songs.

2009-06-08T22:11:00.002+08:00

OMGG. im sick. i didnt meant to skip geog. wanted to go aft thinking. bt juz couldnt sit up frm my bed. bt aftnoon abit okay le so went fer bball training. Bloody tiring. bt fun. So if a evil bird realli 打小报告 to nornie to 打小报告 to th big evil being, im nt going to borrow any actions frm th big evil being byHOOKorCROOK. im going to prove my point. i was SICK.

Haiz. Thinking ahead, i wan to PRISONBREAK frm th big evil thing! Mushroom or toadstool, hes a big evil one. Rahh.

2009-06-07T00:22:00.002+08:00

OHHHHHHHHH I HAF PF HACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpqwoirraga,burvn9raebvqonichgoxqcvnomrcgqhgnmcoqrhtmcqpm4rhvtafdnjbiaudfbsertaqYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Those stupid NPCs r gonna get it. HAHAHAHAqpw jrtqeontbvqporcvbntvqrciuegmtonqbgnoqwcemoqjvtqe.

2009-06-04T19:22:00.002+08:00

Wa sian. Tmr still nid go th wat project work thing. Zz. So hell early in th morning. Ima lose alot of sleepppppppppp. 1pm-9am=5h. FIVE hours. Rawrr.

2009-06-03T23:40:00.002+08:00

Eh fuckk. I myself been banned on MY own tboard cuz i SPAMMED. Bt i was juz trying to clean it. Alot dust u noe. N i've unbanned myself bt still cant tag. N its one WEEK. omg. Blame it on my evilness for trying to ban spammers longer.

2009-06-03T22:05:00.002+08:00

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrawrrr.
jiehao is bck ~~for good~~.

Boredom - thts th one word tht drove me here. To this old ulu house where i can shake my leg n throw th tables around. haha.

#1 Booooooo-s to imeem. Playlists dwn. Stingy site onli give 30sec streaming.

#2 Is this blogskin for girls? Why th words pink colour de ar? omg. Bt i lyk th pics. (:

#3 Gahh. -NIL-

Haha. Evil me is finding hacks for AuditionSEA. Im so jealous of tht hacker hu cp-ed up to x41. Put tht aside, th rewards for UBPs. OMG. WOWWW.

2009-06-03T15:16:00.003+08:00

empty post.

2009-06-03T15:16:00.001+08:00

empty post.

2009-06-03T13:57:00.000+08:00

empty post.

2009-01-25T16:40:00.003+08:00

woots.
nw waiting fer zx.
lyk zw lydat -.- every game sure pause at least once.

anw i added gondar to my fh!! wahahaha.
th 2v1 was damn long luhh. jr n zx alr own 2 of my barracks bt gondar still own bck.
cool sia.

hes bck alr bye.

2009-01-24T21:45:00.002+08:00

rawrrrrrr

sadded. yizhimei fly away.
same scenario as last tym.
dgrayman flew.
sobx.

anw i gt fav heros nw! woohoo.
>balanar. cuz hes SO like yizhimei!!
>magina. dealin wif smart ppl o.0 (means i smarter HAHA)
>darkterror. pure dmg =O
>meepo. (nt mee pok!!) abit de gay -.-

bleh.
byebye. im growing my wings.
to fly~ someday. =x

2009-01-21T20:54:00.003+08:00

wakaka yizhimei DIDNT DIE!!
juz tht he draw different flower alr LOL.
n the stupid old bi xia become siao.
bt overall, this show rox! pwnts! owns!

n so its settled i can 24hr on cny eve! yay!

sadded. nw gunz undergo maintenance =/
sianz. zw = feeder. bq = own mi butt! des = pro er than mi!!

pst tym 5am nia. maintenance til 7am pst. siao.
n nw. bo yizhimei alr =(
saddeded.

lmao then english lesson poon zi go put the bell on zx head n rang it.
meaning = HES DUMB BELL !! LMAO.

n then.. nth alr..
i go emo LOL.
no wayy. i go fly to pluto. =D

2009-01-17T13:18:00.002+08:00

Oops.

Shld be;

人生在世，狗翁失马。

小的想说的就是这个，也就是这个意思。

xDD
joined Retarded.
the emblem cant be seen in game t.t
n clan vid!! trailer.
WTH! HARDER THAN 1v5 TDM.
LOL.
then everyone was lyk..
fooling around!
then the ldr kills =(

yay centaur is dwn!!

n looks lyk long er lyks hecai n vv =D

2009-01-16T20:46:00.002+08:00

Bleh.

人生在世，狗翁之马。

小的想说的正是这个，也就是这个意思。

Woohoo.
Ronaldo is World Player 2008!!

Iljimae last 4th episode tonite.
thts fast =/

n ima go pwn zw.
thts it~

2009-01-06T21:26:00.000+08:00

2 Jan

My internet died. =(

3 Jan

ima boredddddddddd.
staringgggggggg atttttttt my screennnnnnnnnn.
ok im gonna say wow. i survived a dae without games. =/
no internet. no games. no nothing.
ahh my merry christmas!!!!!!
i've $12.70 nw haha.

4 Jan

diao .
came bck frm sembawang park.

frm sun plaza went to plaza singapura.
then the gal say go vivo then haf WTH.
waste my tym.
lazy so went footballing instead ~.~

lolol im surprised i could do sombrero =D PS: 1/10 of the tyms.
flip flap i realli.. blank.
rainbow variation!!!!!!!!!!!
im halfwae thruuuuuu!!!!
yeshh!~
i learnt left legged rainbow.
n my left foot had to be deflated LOL.
dunno why there were rose-bt-nt-rose flowers on the grass -.-
rose-bt-nt-rose = spiky-stemmed-bt-nt-rose =D
so my foot became holey! =)
oww. pain =/

5 Jan

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz im going bonkers mann.
i wan gunzzzzzzzz.
i wan mapleeeeeee.
i wan pwiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
i wan internetttttt.

aha. maybe todae will get cuz my dad said if hes free =/
i noe hw ff alr! yayay~

n i blindly chionged my maths -.-
daniel start first bt i finish earlier haha.
2periods 9 pages =o
ima so proud.
i noe wats pcc nw xDD play cheena chess =)
nw i've $16.70!!
my ice sword my gunners heaven my pmeds!
wahahaha.

the death, stand rdy.
i gladly obey.
my fate is sealed.
i will be done.
yes master.
where shld my blood be spilt.
i bow to u.
i wish only to serve.
summon complete =D ~acolyte

ringg ringg.. yes? oh for the last tym, im the dreadlord nt the druglord.
agreed.
tht was my plan!
greetings.
what, mortal?
if i have wings, why m i always walking?
ringg ringg.. yes? oh wassup? the demon lord left a msg? no i dont haf his number.
press to kill. bleh. =X dreadlorddddddd x3333

haiz still haven gt my internet bckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
nw only haf tv to watch =/
wu lin da dao turnout won LOL. 47 sia.
bt i still lyk the hei jiao + bangbangtang 1.
the sparks spin n the one hand hold for some tym dam cool!
xiao niang re last episode lolol.
n nw iljimae juz started!!
my ninja show!!! <33
actually i think long er more pei wif the hecai lolol
hes gonna learn kongfu!!
hiyA!!

from the deaths i cme. crypt lord xPP

6 Jan

diaodiaodiao lmaolmaolmao.
zx LOST.

my blade can CUT THRU ARMOR(correct vers. =]) n still cut a tomato.

gt pwnt by this haha.
n binggie wheres ur magic? harry potter no.2 u juz magic on Coincidences.
boo~

nw i've $20 =D
pathetic $14 haiz ~.~

n yizhimei!
屎！
haha.
todae shld be nicer =D
oops. i mean. shows r supposed to get nicer ea episode rite?
or shld i say more uncoveredddd =)

AND THE ACC CHER LOLOL
make me laugh until stomach pain.
he was lyk
ar ar ar.
starting alr damn funni.
then bq made it worse.
he started COUNTING.
LOL.
all the wae.
then i count wif him.
jackpot 100.
200 broke guiness record.
300 hard-to-break record.
he stopped at 370++
Unbreakable!!
PS: cuz lesson ended. if nt, i realli cant imagine hw long he'd go. omgawd~

uhh p.e. sucked.
bt i guess thts cuz it was th first lesson =D

nn- the sec3 thing realli complicated huh.
made me headache in the morning -.-

my dino island is installed so cya-

ima bck lawls
~
me bz leave me alone.
wat?
no tym to play.
wad u wan?
sth u doing?
yes.
huh?
i can do tht.
work work.
work done.
rdy to work. ~peon =)

yes lord.
excellent choice.
i am urs.
wad task is there?
my blade can cut thru armor n still cut a tomato.
~blademaster

why r u poking me agn?
yes?
master?
hope hope hope. is tht all u do?
why dont u lead an army instead of touching me?
~grunt

rdy to ride. wuff wuff.
ur annoying my dog. wuff wuff.
say a word. wuff wuff.
~raider

i stand, rdy ~tauren

the tym has cme.
u will perish in flame! *coughs*
my blade thirsts.
for i be damned.
at last. ~magina

Wahahaha.
I'VE MY INTERNET BCK WAHAHAHAHA.
my dad go bluff me say no stock LOL.
cool huh.
yayay.

2008-12-20T00:22:00.004+08:00

Aha. zx nvr go sgb. his cip hrs kaboom.
hmm maybe he made the rite choice.
i still muscle cramp~
first day was hell.
we so suay la
carry heavy heavy bags.
then 94th oso -.-
why tio taxi delivery de

mi n hk gt a maxicab!! wahaha
dam shiok 7 seater.
so the thing was.
2ppl get a taxi deliver 8bags to dunno where
we took one bag ea first~
then went to deliver
hu noes~

the recipient nt at hme
so we continue to next one
ok at least we delivered 2 successfully.
then left wif 2recipient huh
so we chiong take 2 ea
zz
ok we went to the 3rd one. nt at hme
then we abt to leave fer 4th when another auntie came n ask
hu these fer?
we say this unit
then she say
i noe her
then she go knock n we had to folo her bck wif the bags t.t
in the end confirm nt at hme

4th one oso same
nt at hme
result.
we carried 2 bags ea up n went bck wif them -.-
n our hands went swollen!~
~
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
~

haha. thomas gt fooled.
2nd day
was cg dae
bt i went sgb
n then abt 10am thomas called me
ask me if i going cg
i said YES
omgomg im so evil
faked i was playing soccer wif hk at PALAWAN beach
n he believed!
LMAO

so he went
n mi hk n zw were laughing lyk hell
actually wanted to tell him at 1pm bt then he hanged up on me
so i smsed
You will regret hanging up on me.
LOL
so the game drags on
we [ hk n mi] gt 'asked by a tourist n went to fort siloso'
then 'took monorail to vivo'
so we 'hd to pay to re-enter sentosa'
sadly they 'pangseh us dunwan cme save us'
so we 'ate first'
then 'went hme'

n we were at bbhq ALL THE WHILE
diao .

n then canot slack alr so we went build instant noodle eiffel tower!
alot instant noodle left unsorted so we packed them into a 'building'
maggi n fairprice de too soft to be foundation so throw on top of the stack
aha fun part! we were allowed to toss them up
so we 'tossed'!
aha i think i made it to the highest point =)

then after tht we go glasgow n we got 3 badges
wahahaha
nw haf 14 i think.
cool seh sec 1 nia
14badges

n then some other ppl were lyk having a camp or wat at bbhq
n they used the plastic ball
elijah found a red one then gave hk so he n mi go the bball court there play
LOL
th ppl hu were supposedly camping were playing water bomb game
then was lyk
so many of them ran to us n say NOO DONT!
then we say its NOT a water bomb
then they go ohh..
n go away
so we continue rabona
til another one came n say can return?
so we said
nt water bomb..
she say
i noe
bt is ours
we had 159 then left 149
so we no choice give her bck

zz
evening gt another green ball so played monkey wif the others
aha
after tht was dinner
too 'generous'
aft dinner mi n hk go take tht green ball n play left leg
surprisingly i sukked
t.t

then hor
i lazy type more so byebye.

2008-11-19T17:20:00.002+08:00

!!@@##$$%%^^&&**(())
*wakes up*

diaoz
i decide to post instead of flooding my taggie which i alr did t.t

JT sings Fall For You weirdly.
Really.
It's like, huh? Why Out of tune?
Then i figured he was like trying to dunnohwtosay the song la.
Budden he failed to do it.
Prefer the original one lol.

nn i changed the blog song.

1)fb19 still
2)fb29 STILL
3)EPIG no more i GIVE UP a bloody noob was taunting me when he was doing leadshot n its 2v1. WTF humji dun dare 1v1.
4)so hor i change to xiao de - EP ( same as my new audi de)
5)i dun lie, i wun lie, n i nvr will.
6)nomore
7)NoMore
8)the enD

*yawns*
*closes eyelids*
*hibernates*
*dreams of omgmonstersflyaroundmyheadahhimscared*

2008-11-12T16:04:00.002+08:00

This blog is hibernating for idunnohwlong.

Reasons:
~fb19 muz be completed. untamed n elf.
~i muz get 75%++ fer EvolutionPIG k/d
~maybe fb29 too haha
~reserved fer more{if any)
~reserved fer more{if any)
~reserved fer more{if any)
~reserved fer more{if any)
~reserved fer more{if any)
~reserved fer more{if any)
~reserved fer more{if any)
* *
*poof*~

2008-10-22T22:58:00.002+08:00

Rofl. todae the bhangra dance de music caused me to rmb the funni song tht went kaninabei~~lala~

LOlx tmr gonna own zhixiang no matter wad.
HOLY SHIT is my target.
kunkka rox.
magina rox.
troll rox.
hmm.. jiehao rox.
diaoz jiehao shall haf;
skill1;impale
skill2;laguna
skill3;finger of d34th
ulti;chronoSPHEREx5 (25second freeze t.t)

btw gtg le
poof~

Paying to get OWnED.
$$ = x.x

2008-10-19T21:39:00.002+08:00

LOLROFLLMAO.
watch this uber funni hokkien clip.
(last part funni funni n funni!)

2008-10-19T20:37:00.004+08:00

xDD
today i gt stuck in a hall.
wif my lil bro.
cuz we were playing soccer when it rained.
omg!~
so we were stuck under the shelter fer 4 hrs.

so our reward was black + painpain feet.
oww.

looking fwd to water soccer xDD
n tmr haf musketry..
bang bang bang!

-apntnbnm
-wtf

2008-10-17T19:24:00.004+08:00

zz

i havent failed ant other than art.
zz
xDD
ownage family!!

~u own me
i own him
~we are OWNAGE FAMILY.

nn.. my crammeddesktop!! **&

went gunz wif binggie juz nw
rust le
but still can insta n dragonflyy
told u lv doesnt matter. its skill~
the lv40 noob de la
i lv9 own him he humji run n come bck wif a spray? t.t

nn pugna cool
mp 3.2k lv22
scepter up ulti to 300dmg/sec from 185 wow!

poof~

2008-10-13T18:20:00.002+08:00

rawr~

im back!
tmr is holiday! YAY!!
tmr's tmr oso holidae! YAYYY!!!

flunked fer sure - a&d
zz compo nvr do
observatory nvr do
managed to chiong first 2 -.-
then my robot is lyk
funni?
i draw a circle fer the head then a circle fer the body
n i painted them lyk squares t.t

waa~~
btw troll warlord isnt bad =)
ulti atk spd +120% wow.

err.. end.
im off agn.
poof!~

2008-10-01T18:47:00.002+08:00

rawr~
i
juz
got
marseille(wrong spelling, apparently)
roulette
right!

went to sembawang park
play soccer wif my bro
pathetic 2 ppl
rainbow mastery grows 1%!
i can juggle wif knee le!
and i zam too much..
painnnnnnnnn

my LEFT fourth finger got sprained..
ytd was right hand FOURTH finger nearly break cuz binggie go bend it 90degrees
when i was snoozing during chem lmao
stupid lor i throw ball wrong time
thats why i do diving header
too hurry! !@#$%^&*
nvm la~
nt bad fer first try luhh
(at least it went STRAIGHT!

ok now go own in dota haha!~~

2008-09-18T21:09:00.002+08:00

Lmao.

Today i almost touched the EXIT(2) sign.

And i got full marks for MATHs!!
Yay.

Dont noe wads the prob.
BUT i nid howard to LAN.
Cant dota wif hk n zx t.t
And when howard joined, everything went magically FINE.
Couldnt help being owned tho.

Rofl.
Zhixiang..
nvr tie shoelace..
Then lace tio stuck in escalator!
Slow mo: Went oww. -1sec- Drop to ur knees. -2secs- Struggled to free urself. -0.01sec- Moan. -2-5secs?- FreED.
key kiang lor.
Quote:See juz now that incident still dont tie lace?
Haha DRAMAtik!! Lucky u nvr get STAMPede.
Only ur foot get TRAMPLEd.
Play STEP somemore la.

Last thing.
-FCUK-
My RFM(RF MANYZER) got wiped out for no BLOODY REASON.
!@#$%^&*()
Now haf to start from SCRATCH.
#ANGRY#ANGRY#
Now im gonna get RONALDINHO n AYALAR(cheap good def. xD) first =)
Then MESSI and KAKA (EXPENSIVE!!).

2008-09-13T20:28:00.002+08:00

Wakaka. Posted.

Ytd was fun! MAF. Forgot to attend MSF ps.
Rofl now i noe ms verlyn is not fierce.
The upper secs criticise her she oso nvr bother to scold or do anything to them.
And i was playing Worms2008 throughout =/

After school sneak out to find lau but he not there. the other cher say he go toilet.
Waited for 15min wif hk but no avail so go back to verlyn class.
After bio went back there again wif zx hk n thomas.
Wtf lau still not there.
Apparently he did not go to the toilet. If not, he muz haf constipated. Lmao =X
Waited one hour. Still nvr come. Then we go see the pictures at the wall there.
They looked like some of 110s! xavier, hk, william, etc. =X
After that had to go 104 put bag so canot fix tablet le.
There, daniel went jumping again. And we all followed. 110 StuntsMeN!!
And cicilala's bag got spat! on. haha.
Then everyone go set up stall. left me n zx playing bottle outside 104.
Wow. i did 2 almost-perfect rainbows. Yay.
Went back to stall and got stalked!
eugene canot catch hk n zx so wat catch me? not so ez!
haha then hk go taunt him with the rabbit face. LOL.
Ran ran ran.

After hk returned from nowhere, we + thomas went to get lantern.
And there we went spinning our lanterns. FUN~
Went to the carpark place to PLAY WITH FIRE.
Olympic torches =X And we blew up lanterns.
zx joined us lateeee.
I particularly luved my suspending candle. (candle floats in the air)
Actually i tied the string from my stick to the candle then i lighted it.
As it was DarK, string couldnt be seen so left wif the burning candle suspended in air.
But the fire was cool. The fire burn the soft paper of the lantern n grew bigger.
So we used the elements of water, wind and earth to 灭火。(namely Saliva, Blowing,Stamping)
This continued cuz it was FUNNNNN.

And i felt sicker from the smoke exhumed. i felt slightly sick in the morning.
then severe after 9.
Esp after my laksa flavored insta noodles.
Btw kanghui fell from 2metre.
Apparently he tried to jump up the ledge from the theatre outside the GO.
(tried to follow daniel, hu could, but tripped over the ledge and fell forward)

Ms Wang was uber angry too.
She SHOO-ed us home. Then when we wanted to look at the ledge but now lin lao shi SHOO-ed us away.
Went to see sayang but sayang not there. then go mrt. Went past card tapper with my slurpee.
thomas went second. zx stuck cuz he lost his ezlink card. wapiang then i was at the escalator. thomas waiting for him there. so both's slurpee got exposed n disposed.
zx ran back to the 7-11 to redeem. By then it was 10.30PM.
And my slurpee was the sole survivor =P
Split wif zx at je.
split wif thomas at bg.
left me solo mrt t.t (wif other passengers oso la)
Told thomas to sms me 20min later cuz i was so sick i 3quarter slping.
luckily he smsed juz b4 Causeway point. And i sleepily bus-ed home.
964 past its last bus. lucky had 913 as sub.
Missed D.GrayMan t.t
Went to DreamLand once i touched my pillowwwwwwww.

Today my sicky sickness disappeared. (throughout the nite my body fought wif the baddies and won the battle and saved the capital[thats me])
Unlike a pig hu lost the battle. Even zx won the battle came back at abt 11am.
Watch last epi of 风云。
Btw time flies. Its 10.23Pm alr.(applies to the time the full stop was typed.
Miss my tablet.. its still locked out.
Tried to play gunz but the keyboard was too rough. Instead of 25-5 i got 6-5. Sobx.
DF crapped up. Most of th time block din work.
So was like..hmm..dragonfly without wings? Haha.
And hk, GG! =) Naga Siren extra 2clones nice eh. 6 altogether u couldnt differentiate ba.

Gtg alr. Bye. Maybe lasting thru the nite for tv shows.

2008-08-31T13:10:00.003+08:00

Yea. Finally Olympics over. Channel U no more broadcasts.
And my fav show is back!
Stupid lor. HD5 haf broadcast liao U still broadcast oso. -.-
Made me miss 2episodes! Rawr.
王子变青蛙。<33
xDD i predicted the part when SHE rejected the ring =)

I'm gonna catch Tiger Gate tonite too. One of my fav actor is main lead haha!
Now im gonna go own ppl in gunz. Btw, SF suxx.

2008-08-29T21:28:00.005+08:00

Yays. Got class tee today. Whees~~

After school went back greenwood! Wahaha!
Amazing realli. i juz came back home.
gwps is still the same. Saw EUG!! He join basketball t.t
And i so missed the basketball court!! <33
Same old friends playing soccer with BOTTLES!! Haha.
Clarence is still short as ever. Abt the same as yuwen ba.
Kashvin styled his hair standing up -.- but ownself do wor. nicenice. GATSBY-styled.
xDD
And Weijie hasnt changed much. he's still jelly body =/
Mdm Ling! OMG i actually forgot her name T-T
No new pros still. Not seen. And that stupid irritating boy headbutted my cheek!
How the heck does he tackle? Nvm la i deserved it oso.
Shouldnt haf dribbled so long. But not my fault rite? hu tell him lousy lolx
So i nvr let him get the ball MUAhahaha.

After that went Youhong house. With Samuel, Clarence and Hao Zheng. Watched the funny soccer clip from Youtube. haha laugh till canot laugh.
Then went Clarence house play XBox!! Play Halo 3 first. I din noe how play.
tio own. Next Fifa'08. Crapp. Nvr teach me how do the super nice tricks.
But when i knew them, cool. realli awesome. double roulette then crossover shoot!
Wow.
After that play WWE. lmao. HZ + me ~~(=)~~ Clarence. 2v1 still lost. Cuz he play so long and we were New. wahaha Irish lash threw him down from high high. But nvr die. btw, game doesnt include death. Cool 1-2 tactic. We took turns to pin Clar.
Finally pinfall him hehe.
Lastly played Halo3 again then went home.
o.0 i was owning but still lost t.t
rocket war haha!
1 hit KO.
Wraith shiok sia the shots. But Clar dumb de he go stay there shoot far. Nearly hit me once but it lead me to him. Haha no time to respond so he Died.
Banshee dunno how control so dun usually use. score was Clar 25 Me 20 HZ 10-
Best kill of the death: me. Powered up by the blue force, i sprang into the air and shot right in the face of Clar's Banshee. And he fell to his death.

Shall end here. bye.
btw, szeying owes me TWO hits, watch out

==title==

2008-08-18T17:10:00.003+08:00

Argh. It's so unfair. I can't even turn on my PC since one week before exams start, except doing homework. Yet my brother plays through his exams?

WTH. I didn't play through my exams when i was in primary school. Now in secondary school, NO WAY.

Nvm since now i'm online. =)
Lmao. English lesson was darn funny.
Bad luck first webcam box had no webcam inside. I went to change it. =)
Then ZhiXiang say things from the First Class and the Brand's advertisement.
He started with "An gorilla IS an ape!" Rofl. Then continued with "You do NOT quit a CCAaa(drags a while), only a CCA quits YOU!" Haha that was funny!

Went to my email and took out the attachment, i attached to my email and sent it to ME.(smart?) Haha. Proudly done by: Me, ZX and HK.
Here goes:

This is reporter Spongebob Spherepants from Bikini Bottom, BB HQ, reporting to you the situation on Singapore island. Mas Selamat has escaped Whitley Detention Centre. Apparently, he flushed himself down the toilet bowl. Actually it’s just an assumption, because sewage pipes have been enlarged nowadays due to the massive amount of shit people have produced and few millions of gallons of niao niao*.

The fact is Mas Selamat escaped by scaling a low wall of the detention centre. Of course this escape was thanks to the stupid morons (dunno wad the heck the guards doing). Mas Selamat had been trained in Afghanistan, Bikini Tops Training School. He was taught how to flush himself down the toilet bowl, how to crawl through the sewage pipes like Spiderman and how to pop up from a manhole in Bangladesh (surprised some Bhangra workers!).

Okay I tell you what. Mas Selamat’s shi fu** is Mister Wang, the legendary sewage pipe repairman (he knows the ways of sewage pipes like the back of his hand). So he became Afghanistan’s national coach for “How to escape through a toilet bowl”. Thus, Jack Neo invited him to act in the much anticipated movie, Money No Enough II where he escaped from DaAhLong Pte Ltd Company (high interest financial crisis company’).

Actually right, Mas Selamat call Osama bin Laden with his handphone in the prison and Osama sent Bhangras all the way from Afghanistan to Singapore and saved him from jumping into the toilet bowl to escape. When they arrived, they immediately transformed into power rangers lightspeed rescue.And they summoned the lightspeed megazord *(big big robot) to kick down the prison and save mas Selamat.. It turned out that Mas Selamat is actually the boss of power rangers –the red ranger!!!

Fine, I have no more tricks left so shall tell you the truth. Mas Selamat escaped with the help from one of the main characters of ‘Flushed Away’ and ‘Finding Nemo’. They taught him how to resize himself and fit into the toilet bowl and how to swim in the sewage pipes when the pipes were flooded with poo-poo and pee-pee (aka Chocolate and Chrysanthemum. Bad combination).

*niao niao means urine in Chinese

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Have you noticed that "actually hor" was repeated continuously in this news report? =X

Okay shall end my post here. C'ya! =)

xDD i'm back

2008-08-01T20:16:00.004+08:00

zzz havent post fer a long tym..
changed url, blogskin.
relinkk thx.

waa one thing really shocked me last few daes
as usual i was feeling sleepy during assembly on thursday
i tried to close my eyes fer a while
really tired then.
out of de blue, dm called me!!
i was like v. shocked
din noe wad happen larhh!!

dm:b.lim
wakaka she tell me go out of hall
then first thing she say
"ur hair too long"
zzz suay la everytime muz cut hair
let the barber reap profit arhh!!
and the barber cut until so funni lydat
dam weird zz
she said either go barber or ownself cut
lmao of cuz ownself cut! why waste my money!

aft dat she say

secondly, do u noe of this big complaint against u?

dun tell me u dunno. u noe hu complain u? (not a question from her tone i guess, but i ans 'no' anw)
hey seriously din think of anyone then
I SWEAR I DIN NOE THE PLAINTIFF
then she told me the whole matter
halfway another cher came and joined in
it was the generator lor sianz
long ago it was there..
and he had to find out only now..

i noe its my fault but u cant blame an ignorant primary 6 then rite??
oso my bad la should haf deleted long ago the junk blogs -.=||
found out late wed abt the msg he left on mi blog
binggie msned me!!
but i was playing gunz so cant be bothered ps anw
then went my blog to find his msg zz
actually din care 1. juz privated it. hu noe he email the sch..
AND HE ACTUALLY WAS A SINGAPOREAN!
omg. my brain isnt lyk dat of einstein's u noe. i cant noe everything im supposed to!
[if not sg ppl i confirm si liao(foreigners are "cruel" from my knowledge!!)]

then i saw how serious it was.
crappx fer a fairly nonchalant fella lyk me.
then i saw the angel side of b.lim!
(she wasnt that scary after all)
wun elaborate. im evil and next tym any of u gets into trouble, hehehe..
btw b.lim told check my email(i havent checked fer a long tym too)
n i found out abt the email SmYLe send me!!
it consisted some bad words xDD
she tell me read out then i was stunned
she repeated her words
then i say 'got bad word leh..'
so she read on her own then made a conclusion to me
'u noe, when ppl r angry this kind of language is inevitable'
rofl practical chers.
then she ask if i usually use this kind of language
*stunned* fer a while then muttered sometyms..

SmYLe wasnt bad after all. from his blog, i could c he was kinda angry.
(not 'upset' as dm said)
lucky he din pursue further. [once agn a big ty! =)]
found out that the email i wrote was actually 276 words LONG!!
wow din expect such a great number!!

sobx first half of the yr.. n im in so much trouble..
3rd incident report. i had to owe one to yimou. hes so crazy at times. (he actually kicked me first without WHATSOEVER any reason!!)

and sadly after sending the email, i went to class n ms poon told me to go back to sch after swimming for lit test!!
hongkai n meldrick pangseh mi!!!
went back to sch after swimming n sat down at the stairs to change back into sch shoes from slippers. and gt labelled as paikia by jt. T-T
[btw speaking abt jt, hk told me he did a fantastic BICYCLE KICK on wed!!I HATE MYSELF TO HAF MISSED THAT WONDERFUL EYE-OPENER!!]

i sat outside staff rm to do test at first. second tym c dat guy.
he seems lyk he noe all the chers. he keep saying 'hi! (cher name)'
first tym he help me sort the report slips which ms wong tortured me cuz din do hw..
i think his name was gary..
then ms poon came n told me go inside to do the test
wa shiok got air con n somemore the chair very cool
can lean back 1! havent scold hk n mel for scamming me!! u said it was jade pendant!!
after test i replied bye1 bye4 to ms poon in exactly the same tone she used
(sound 1 and 4 as in cheena 音)
then gt laughed at cuz i go open the door without pressing the unlock button -.=||

then went home.

now, its friday n im going to catch dgrayman ltr!!
music is endless love found it quite nice during acc lesson.

Whees~

2008-07-02T23:01:00.001+08:00

xDD again i slept thru assembly n open space
second period english all the way to recess
wow ms poon releasing us early nowadays
i wonder wad came over her
after recess haf hcl then maths TEST
crap!! i confirm fail de lor i nvr study nvr practice NVR COMPLETE
ahhh!! Jesus, save me!!
last period art went com lab
my com din work but it did last week
so unfair only mine din work T.T

after school had bb~~
Attire : BB company t-shirt, long pants, boots, CAP, optional;belt.
zhi wei din bring cap AGAIN
haha the guy call weixuan or somthing go touch zhixiang head
then the one beside him press his hand down
zhixiang face went into the Bowl
Tom & Jerry Encore.
Jerry escaped i think
Tom so angry lmao.
went singspiration then drill
haha drill SOooooooooooooooooooo fun and loved
hongkai left halfway attend hi aunt funeral -.=||
after drill was soccer!! <33
my team din score ANY goals although there was shangkuok n another pro here
rahh Draw 0-0~Lose 2-0~Draw 0-0 or was it lose first?
nvm hu cares?
rofl poor xiangxiang tio zam when picking ball
poor poor thing i think his head gongg le anw ps my shot
bushiGUYI de!
btw first poor fer "poor thing"
second poor fer bo $$
so funni he go gay zhi wei fer money but still failed
haha after cca meldrick go buy sandwich
auntie so kind gei wo men free mian bao
xDD
then went back home le
Obviously i PLAYED GAMES again then slp abt 12mn

Now's 4.30AM i dunnoe why i type better in the morning so im doing it now
=X 3 July o8 4.30AM 2 July o8 ytd ( WEDnesday)
ltr haf swimming n PLEASE QI YUAN
dun jump into the water.. dun be so selfish.. dun deprive us of the water to swim
or i will tell cher n ur mum =) n the lifeguard not to save u when u drowning
cuz i think 99.99% u will shout help de

bleahsx cya!~

2008-07-01T12:10:00.002+08:00

zzz these two days figuring out nav bs html codes -.="
a bit harder than normal ones

wakaka today ncc day
sad for them haha there was lightning alert no assembly
wa william shuai worrx
pants v. loose
haha stupid william behind u the gal saw!!!
she SAW!!!
i bet u still dunno ba xDD

btw hu noes how to play the music continuously in nav bs
tell me pls

Whees~

2008-06-25T21:41:00.002+08:00

Whees~ posted cuz i felt like it.

2moro p.e. hope play soccer!!
haha the field so poor thing
now so short =(

today was fun
esp chinese lesson
lmao i was playing wif the dum yimou
hmm.. how should i call it
GARBAGE WAR!!
so he was shit -.="
he throw like shit lydat 9 miss out of 10
bloody hell la copycat no originality
cuz i was holding a book in my hands when he threw
i planned to BLOCK xDD
so i did and he copied me
its fun i say
cher nvr see then faster throw
one part it was like WOW it couldnt haf been simpler
~ i was holding two garbage
cher was at the back answer some questions and she nvr look in front
so i sneaked to yimou table
but he shout then i run off
first discovery ; cher no response
so i matrix walk slowly to his table slammed two right in his face
=X
second tyco was i chiong 1
cher going back to her seat
i chiong there slam one in his face then zao back
woots!!

second target was qi yuan
actually dun wan hit him de
he come after me with a newspaper wan whack me walao
bloody canot catch me still wan chase

ok end le
*hope PE will be fun tmr*

2008-05-30T14:47:00.004+08:00

HI GUYS!!
IM BACK!!
Shall post abt my BB Camp!!

26 May 2008

Late fer fall in @ sch canteen but nvm.
Bus came fetch us to BB HQ Campsite. =)
Reached n fall in agn =.=
Grouped 3; shangkuok joel brian aaron jovin yixin hongkai zhixiang zhiwei ME
afternoon was NAVEX
ee briefing slept thru so din hear anything
anw it was abt finding places wif a compass n a map
zzz din realli lyk it
slacked quite abit haha

~skip the rest~

27 May 2008

Woke @ around 6am
around 7or8 went fer kayaking @ kallang water sports centre
then briefing i slept agn
so JT threaten me do pumping lolx
the instructor oso see me sleepy lydat then tell me do the demo lifting kayak
shoulder style~~
wa so heavy cans~~
then after that even worse monsoon tio algae-ed
canot use muz carry kayaks all the way to launch @ beach
omg my shoulder aches up to now mann..
partnered wif hk quite manageable la
except funni style we used
shoulder style ar ~~ LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
ugh sianz
after first kayak still haf another 1
walao carry until half dead then c the instructor still so relax
BUT HE SOLo 2KAYAK LEH!!siao so strong..
go beach then learn paddle wdv
so long still nvr go in water lols
at least thats what one of the instructor said
then finally go into water
but muz swim 50m to ensure u noe how swim first
wakao dam dao mei go drink until the water..
super salty wads worse haf rotten kind of feeling
so after confirm le go kayak le
nt much except the shoe alot of sand stuck n SEASHELLS
wa dam pain oso

hey WE wore shoes to protect us from SEASHELLS
but instead SEASHELLS got into OUR shoes to HURT US
WHAT have u got to say there??!?

after kayaking was GREAT WORLD CHALLENGE
@ GREAT WORLD CITY~~
wow fun mann
given photographs of objects n questions behind
so the whole group was running lyk SIAO around the shopping mall
n ppl were staring at us lyk we were crapp!
anw we were allowed to buy drinks n wdv things
fer that day
oh yes 4got say HANDPHONES N WALLETS WERE CONFISCATED AT STARTING OF CAMP
handfone NOW WAY i pretended nvr bring cuz its not a muz ma
then wallet canot cuz obvious everyone muz bring $3 fer special supper
bought SLURPEE~~
weeeeee~~ brAINfrEEzE~~
i think we got second
cuz of the stupid samurai la
n the food stall auntie SCAM WO MEN
say b1 haf 2ndlevel oso haf
then we patronise her stall somemore
waste so much time running up n down on a false report
hmph met jt he say gif us hint not found in directory
walao turned out it was in TOILET!!
lucky not gals toilet lmao
after whole thing then go slp in dorm lor
nth else liao

28 May 2008

woke up early ~~agn~~
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
wells EXCEPTIONALLY early
awws
in the middle of the night tio woken up
by the seniors n chers
all fall in
CRaPP ITS 3AM LEH FALL IN WAD SHIT
then JT said saw 2 inttruders
then see whos missing or whose items missing
then found out devin missing
walao then jt tell us go search fer him
he even called the police
lol then the whole sec1s were like half sleep lydat
after search canot find so went back fall in
after that the sec3s found him hiding inside toilet
LMAO ALL TIO SCAMMeD!!
jt faked police call de
they bluffed us..
turns out every year the camp will haf one night search
which is very "live" =.="
waste my sleep time
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
Went to kayak AGAIN
This time it's better they cleared the algae on the monsoon
No nee to launch at beach le
at least not that fucking long distance we had to carry the kayaks mann
And the frigging shoulder ache
eh crap la the stupid guy go steal my kayak
then i
_
_ _| |_ _
| | | | | |

but the finger nvr complete come out
then joel go say
boii wad did u point i pump u then u noe
lols i go point agn but using index finger
he mei2 hua4 shuo1
i was third to launch my kayak so heng
then go raft up
theres the strange thing
raft up is supposed to be a row of kayak lined up neatly
but fer us was joined up and forms a circle
aww dunno wad the hell wrong there
after kayak this time was sports carnival
walao my team lyk no pros 1
fer soccer la
then bball ze xuan so tall canot dunk useless =.=
bball i think we won among top three places
tho i din play
i only play soccer
walao sian la first opponent is shangkuok
lost 2-1
lol my goal dam tyco oso la
i flick over all the obstacles 1
buti was lyk OMG SHIT!?!? no balls abv waist?!?! how play?!?!
cuz one shot i kick abv shangkuok head ma to pass him rite??
then jt say foul n free kick he get
zzz
got fifth anw
second match was lost 2 nil i think
walao no mood liao but freeplay wif one guy after that
omg he run dam fast la
he dun even nid to dribble
tackle oso so fast my dribble can get past him like 20% nia
zz and that time my shots were practically slanted towards the dorm side
crappp!!
then shangkuok came and did a few ATWs
n ended freeplay

~skip the rest~

29 May 2008 ( last day )

nth much to say
woke up at 6 again
to play bball
lol lyk zhiwei, im so useless
after that saw ppl finally playing soccer so went to join them
then breakfast, pack up, remove bedsheets
and clean up bunks
anw SO SRY ZHIWEI U HAD TO SOLO THE EXTRA DIRTY BUNK URSELF
while me n hk go sleep on the bed ROFL
poor thing~~
But dorm 3 的人 dam gay la leave all the rubbish there fer us to clear
to think we cleared our own litter fer them
After that sang vesper n break camp
AND went to play soccer again
wow yupeng rocks mann 2 very nice goals there
after half hour soccer went to GWC wif hk n zhiwei
went to 7-11 again to buy instant noodle eat lols

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
after tat we dunno how go home then we saw FREE shuttle bus
so we left our litter on the seat n juz chiong fer the bus
lol btw it brought us to orchard mrt station
MUAHAHAHA hongkai key kiang la luckyi nvr go on same train as u
toa payoh is 2stops from here n u took the other way
haha ~~
went on the other train wif zhiwei
and the train terminate at ang mo kio
walao waste my tym take another train
i reach first n went home
n left him lonely ~~~

---END---

2008-05-21T20:55:00.002+08:00

sianz~~~
today suxxx

first haf to serve detention after sch =/
btw was the cher or whoever scolding the sch during open space?
ps i actually slept thru the whole thing =.=||
n when i woke up they told me dm say detention @ 403 @ 1.45PM
zzz somemore had bb sia

then they oso say aiya worse come to worse only one hour la
kao la almost 2 n half hrs sia
after sch end @ 1.30pm i go find 403
went to 6 floor canot find
Actually its 5 floor =.=||
reach there le stupid b lim haven come
then when she come le the senior all *zip*
haha hypocrites!

detention started boring nth to do
cuz wait for cher
i tot 2.30 can go le sia
then the stupid cher wdv je?? lim(xiang xiang say de)
tell us all stand then Lecture us fer almost an hr
yeshh LecturEEEE
then b lim come in say wad shit i canot hear
then some ppl sit down
i dunno so remain standing
then she ask reason from the standing ppl
oustanding record : 9!
wow
not me tho i 2 nia n still nid detention?!?!?
早知道 late 多一点..反正也要 go detention i 2times ppl 9times
still same punishment tmd

after that she say write wad shit reflection n gave us four points
muz write at least one page
nb la one page so long but i did it anywae (BIG WORDS) =X
four points r ; -number of times late
-reasons
-resolution of prob
-commitment

wth i din noe wad the heck commitment meant
but i tikam tikam juz write la i think is like 'i wun be late anymore'
or wdv shit
or maybe its something u sacrifice fer something
waa
i faked my wae thru i wrote i'll stop playing till midnite everydae
but im not going to do that hmpf dun think u stupid idiot can control my play time
=PP

when write finish muz Q up to hand in
then bloody long every person the 'lim other than b lim' muz talk to fer at least 3min
then wait wait wait finally my turn
she crap fer few min then i juz keep nodding head
cuz u had to sign out of detention n hand in the reflection then can go ma
so i hand in then sign out
lol i din see tym juz tikam by 5min frm the previous guy
tot wun mind
but when i abt to leave alr then the cher say
'U! no wonder u late dun even bother to see the tym! now wad tym u tell me?'
bleahsx i go edit change 1min earlier
then she still buay song
'ur tym so slow no wonder late!'
'i wan the punctual tym! my watch says 4.08!'
kp la ur watch very punctual meh
then i din bother to edit anymore i juz stood there
then she 受不了 tell me can go le

so i go fer bb by that tym alr ended
cuz 2day cut short the tym to 4pm
wakaka so juz sang vesper n went fer soccer
soccer till 5.30pm =)
then went homee!
i luv home!!

btw this is gd info if u ppl oso think ur going to serve detention haha
dun serve blindly!
but then dam unfair hz sch detention is bo liao 1 can do anything..
i protestttttttttt.........

2008-05-04T20:22:00.015+08:00

Free-IQTest.net - Online IQ Test

Try it!
I bet u guys cant beat me!
Im just too clever =)
Mwahahaha..

2008-05-04T05:33:00.003+08:00

Haiz..
since the last post
havent been to sleep
i think by monday
i sure sleep in class
cuz now i dun feel tired
n cant slp
sianz nth to do =X

and stupid chiching tell me search wad at least 1 pic for music project
arrrrrgggghhh
she say we bois can slack de lor
then somemore only one pic ownself canot find muz tell me find

zzz 54Th POST!!
shall aim fer 60 by june
=P
sad cant celebrate mdm ling bdae
that time we din really surprised her lor its like no tym to hide
stupid mid yrs
why muz they haf mid yrs?
oh speaking abt this
mrs chiang said nanhua actually din haf mid yrs for sec3 oso derhx
but a stupid grp of ppl go complain wad shit say wad no mid yrs canot
now sadly haf mmid yrs fer sec3
those stupid fools juz cant let us slack fer 1more yr

nvm perhaps we shudnt slack at all
hmmm or shud i say me?
failing tests so far
previous physics test failed again
1/2 mark NIA i tot cher say no half mark
hope that half mark was to be upped instead of downned
maybe i had passed after all

nvm hope i dun FAIL THAT OFTEN in the future xDD
hey im bored now any suggestions wad to do?
im 24hrs on =/ but not gaming im so guaii
audi lags not playing anyway it will disturb ppl slping
n since im so guaii i wun do that
mo siang lags even more actually wanted to delete it
it simply sux lor another version of copy paste game
but the stupid add or remove thing cant work
say wad check with administrator
to hell wif u!!

so im waiting fer the sun to rise..
risEE
riSSe
rIIse
RRise!!
i want to see the sunrise once agn
nowadays cant see lersx
last time in greenwood math club sure see der
dam nice when owning those nubs in soccer will look at the sun
rise
n rise
n rise
then afternoon not nice anymore
cuz too bright
n sure got someone head tio hit by ball ders
it would be durvesh.. or eug.. or some idiots shooting high balls
n everyone cant look up cuz of the glare
n next sec head tio pwn
haha~~

now i noe wad is silence
at night when u hear nth at all
NOTHING thats silence
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~sometimes silence is creepy
esp when viewing ghost pics xDD

hmm lets talk abt the my archery lesson
very crammed schedule dat dae
left in middle of cher stalling fer time
or wdv u call that
took out tpc in bus to archery place
played wif zhiwei lf2.5 fused.
practically owned him =X
took 45min to reach lor dam long
then i own him own until sian liao let him ownself figure hell moves
reach ler v excited haha my first archery lesson ma
turns out it was indoor n airconned too!
arrow wasnt very sharp but can pierce thru target
eh first time try pulling the thing is hard
but 习惯 le wun hard liao muz put till under the cheek lehs
but when shoot the sound effect very nice diaoz
then the archery "test"
i failed lmao
cuz i was lyk 50%luck50%skill then get 40/100
n i so gd sia help zhiwei one target on
bullseye somemore
not fair.. i shot he get credit haiz
zhixiang got highest points intheend
n he got a arrow pen
which i broke one feather haha who tell it so bo quality one
一拉就断
=P
but he is all luck 1 lor so many shots ppl help him get 1
and then this gong kia miss oso miss other place why miss until another guy target
n helps him
wakaka

i blogged for 1/2 hrs le
now nth to write aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
nvm i go look @ window maybe sun rising now 6am liao =)

2008-05-04T03:35:00.005+08:00

Wakaka nows 3:36 in the morning!
YesH MORNING!!

Juz now watch two shows sent me to 2++AM
then went audi for a while
n dota-ed..

dunno why not feeling sleepy
zz
maybe i go dota again larhs bb
so sianz no1 online msn dam boring

andand juz now open da email amanda tan sent me
the ghost n the man 1
scary sia
u view it in a dark rm wakaka
but oso quite amusinqq the stupid man still smiling there
=.=" eh realised something
all those fake pics of ghosts always show the ghost facing cam 1
as tho they posing for cam oso lydat
diaoz

i shall post the "scary" pic here xDD

haha creepy barhx
not scary?
try offing the lights in ur rm and scrutinise it agn
=/

i better stop here i getting goosebumps le
as in mentioned in russell lee bk i think one of forewords
situation lydat wakaka all quiet except my keyboard
waa plus this email pic zz freaked out!!

ps dun worry i wun faint due to this type of "scary"
im too brave haha =X
nows 3:50 AM n im off to dota!
cya!

2008-05-02T22:23:00.004+08:00

sianz 2dae another bad dae tio bully!!
ONCE AGAIN by the fool =/
u stupid fool ownself choose wrong lock then dun open for me..
and then the security guard oso nvr help miee derx
wakaka!!

anywaez gratz to william for pulling out the door handle
haha so funni luhs
wil go push up the handle from inside
dun let us go in
cuz without pushing the handle down cant open door de
then ying hui go pull the door
n it opened!
WITH WILLIAM STANDING THERE WITH THE HANDLE!!
muahahaha so dam funni =X

paikia become baby le
w00ts 12yrs old baby =P
eh still dunnoz why u go hospitalise =.="
anywae my hand can punch le!! yay!!

TH3 0N3 WH0 P1SS3D M3 0FF,
Y0U B3TT3R W4TCH 0UT,
D0N'T TRY T0 PL4Y W1TH MY L1M1TS.
I W1LL N0T T0L3R4T3,
I W1LL BL0W MY T0P.
W4TCH 0UT.

Adapted from a fool,
devoted to da fool

2008-04-30T21:45:00.004+08:00

1. At what age do you wish to get marry? -1 yrs old (death age 1) =/

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boyfriend? Friends than BOYfriend =.="

3. Who is the person you trust the most? Myself. =)

4. Do you think you have enough confidence? Dunno..

5. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be? To have one simple wish(to wish for more wishes) =)

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain? Literally, yes.

7. What is your goal for this year? No goals.

8. Do you believe in eternity love? Who cares?

9. Have you broken someone's heart that she/he tried to commit suicide? NO. I so guaii.

10. What feeling do you love most? Happy. Exciting. "Can't be caught" feeling. =)

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half? U mean chop me into half that kind? o.0 Simple. To glue back to 1/2 me n become 1/1 me again.

12. What feeling do you hate the most? "Scolding by teachers who r so long-winded" feeling. "Scolding by DM with that stupid face n idiot look" feeling.

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours? Yes. Or no..

14. Do you believe in GOD? OMG!<< what do u think?

15. What do you think is the most important thing in in your life? "WarBluff". =)

16. Who cares for you the most? Me.

17. Describe the person who tagged you in 5 words. How to in five words?? (<< isnt that five words?)

18. What have you regretted doing in your whole life? Graduating to Sec1 from 6A!!

19. IF time were to rewind,what will you want it to be? To freeze time @ 6A time.

20. Are you clever? YES!! Muahahaha!! (being lame)

Instructions:Remove one question from below, and add in your personal question.Make it a total of 20 questions and tag 8 people.List them out at the end of the post.Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged.Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

My list:
1) Desmond (REAL ONE)
2) Hong Kai
3) Kang Jun
4) Sze Ying
5) Chi Ching
6) Howard
7) Amanda Tan
8) Amanda Low

2008-04-27T17:41:00.002+08:00

Out of the blues,
boredoms,

I would say,
a joke?

Let's see,
a riddle?

fine,
a lil of both?

Hu carez..

Q: Why was Tom's History homework wet?
A: Cuz his teacher said to apply P-E-E on the questions.

That was sickk?
Nope i would say.
Theres this irritating ppl.
xBENzhu
stalking me in Audi.
Juz to say: Ur noisy =/

And my stupid internet is malfunctioning..
That's sad. =(

Til then,
C'ya.

2008-04-18T19:40:00.003+08:00

Woots!!
it was sports dae today
description : fun n nauseous

wakaka todae dam nice 11am end lessons le i tot no recess
but haf unexpected =) physics half hour nia
but if longer wud be worse cuz 火山发火 diaoz
kang jun n yimou nvr hand in wksheet

11am felt so shiok 2hr slack b4 going stadium =)
played basketball for abt 45min sianz
i only scored abt 7 out of abt 20 [ i noe i suk at bball]
then after met kangjun he treat me to honeychickensesame !!
ty for treat =))
and me plus him plus chai tao kuey waiting for samantha
zzz oops shudnt said samantha its MS WANG..
woots xDD
she eat like one hour plus still haven eat finish
we were thinking for following her cuz we din noe the wae
but 4get we shall be independant so we searched for the stadium
[me n kangjun+hisfrens]
somehow we found it after an hour
cuz we werekinda lost n kept going the wrong wae

so found it n went in bully 111 haha
we tell them move down we reserve top seats first rofl
i din realli care abt the events
only when 110 was running
KANG HUI turbo sia!!n1n1
so went around wandering wif hongkai zhixiang n one unknown guy
after howard ran he came join us too

the milo part was interesting [ at the end]
we were allowed to solo them
cuz they had too much milo lmao MILO DRINKING COMPETITION!!
i drank 12 xiangxiang 13 hongkai 14 shi1han2 i think 9
n after that wanted to puke rofl stomachache la we 4
First Time Wanted To Puke After Drinking Milo
zzz
qu1yuuuuan2 said he could drink more but after only 5 cups he cant take it le
talk big =.="
after went home on the way me desmond n thomas screaming like fk
怪kia-sssssssss on the wae saw a baby rock climbing thing which i conquered easily in 2-3 steps
i stand on top taunting thomas haha he cant get up
heng meldrick din try to climb if not the whole collapse n bury me alive

then is... lame stuff till home now going dota again bye
feeling so 爽 its the weekend =)))))))))))
btw i dun lyk anyone so stfu ppl

2008-04-15T13:59:00.003+08:00

ZZzzzZ sianz now at school postingqq!!
juz now like 10secago the teacher come b4 i finish this post then
i alt f4 shut this window n then close the lid HAHA!
then she say 帮我保管一下
i say 不用了，我自己有能力保管我自己的东西。

diao so funni her expression then qu3 yuan beside me
playing runescape (for fk sake it sux) he nvr close
the window he go close the lid nia
if teacher check then he dead lo
zzz
but he dam heng the teacher casually ask playing ar then
he 不敢出声 i tell her 没有 lor 你看 i show her my screen nothing
juz the desktop then she 无话可说 walk away
xD

I ROCKz!!

Wakaka!!!

2008-04-13T20:10:00.002+08:00

I'm addicted to DOTA. OMGz!!
I'm addicted to DOTA. OMGz!!
I'm addicted to DOTA. OMGz!!
I'm addicted to DOTA. OMGz!!
I'm addicted to DOTA. OMGz!!

EnD~~ =)
I'm addicted to DOTA. OMGz!! Rofl.

<>new added c.9:35PM

2008-04-07T16:45:00.003+08:00

Rofl. today was fun.
but at the same time, its dam suay. but suay oso funni
started early in the morning went to sch
i walked dam fast luh fool szeying i reached sch b4 u
first thing get to my locker n get the hell of my science wb out
i intended to chiong out the hws but then 4get it cuz when i go the
"110 Boys' Hideout" erm.. like 99.99% nvr do oso
but first period was physics so most of them chionging
well i half chiong half slack cuz i talking n doing @ same time
****
during national anthem,pledge n sch song was normal
but one guy from 109 like enduring the songs n pledgelydat
once sch song ended[its the last] he conked out [yesssss CONKED]
he stepped backone step then practically fell forward without any struggle
but he woke up after he fellto the floor tho
****
haha tyco the teacher only haf time for 1chapter cuz i managed to chiong the
most questions in chapter12
geog was boring zzz recess was hell i chiong my chinese wb
sianz i seem to leave everything in locker
after recess is hcl so dam suay la the teacher choose me
n tommie!
cuz our 语文程度最烂 LOL.
then he get 2 ppl coach us xiang xiang to yu liang william to mi
hey was fun he tell me readout the chengyus there were 40+ ma
then i sae every word i read muz sae one person he like first
lolx he 没办法 agree lor
then after 19++persons he sae [including me. ewws =.=][all the boyz]
he had to sae girls haha kao i dam generous lor i give him
discount every 3words one gal so i shall list the gals he said
1. Sze Ying [yes u]
2. Vivian [Mok]
3. Chi Ching
4. Amanda Tan
5. Amanda Low
6. Joey
7. Ya Fei
8. [kenot rmb =(]

k u can see how fun it was
xD
the restwun elaborate le go home lor
anywaez played r-lf2.5 (i ownself fuse de haha) wif hong kai on mrt
cyAAA!!

tortureeeeed

2008-03-29T21:44:00.003+08:00

sianz ytd kena torture by maths teacher ms wong
juz becuz of 3questions nvr do
tmd real fuckshit
make me file result slips into result bk for sec4
40paper in half an hour
then lucky 1guy help me he is upper sec i think
zzz i timed the time taken 29.53.11 including the time
i use to move the boxes of files to the teacher table
that guy 4paper nvr file in hai me search from the suposed to
done files zzz
was fun tho kept laughing at ppls pic they seriously looked
fked up i rmb one guy facelike nerd lor cant resist the temptation to laugh
oh yes that boi wif his frens were fun they were criticising teachers behind
their backs wif words like fuck,jibai,etc
then when teachers come their mouths zip lidat diao HYPOCRITEthen i saw the chi cher table haf the pics of a guy i think is singer or something
which the guy who help me pointed out he look like 不男不女 lor hair so long
looked japan or korean ba
oh yes the guy who help me actually took out the nerd face n told me take pic
and post on mi blog haha

this is not a criticise post
juz a bad one =)

cya! fool szeying disturbing ME..

W00ts!!

2008-03-27T04:57:00.003+08:00

wellz postedfor the sake of posting
its 4:58AM now i cant post earlier cuz i woke late Rofl.
ok i goingto set down the tale of ytd=)

26 March 2008
went to sch as usual
had to wear tie for 1 week cuz we didnt wear tie on
thursday, supposed to make up for it n wear tie on mondae
(its gd fridae) but we [shi han n me!] didnt report
i wore it he lost it =.="
sobx now 1week "councillor on probation"
anywaez i wonder how ppl live their lifes with ties everydae
haiz

first period was math [pronounced meh-fff]
left my homework in locker so blank bk n the chi cher(taken from
the book of spelling of paikia) kidnappedmy ezlink card
pissed =P
PE suxed cant even play soccer the chi cher so boring everytime
run run run=.=" (anywae he kidnapped my phone once
when i smsed jieYI previously)
nth much to say here

end of sch~~~~
went for bb(boys'brigade)
eh hell lor wear full uni until almost done le
then 111 wenxi cometell hongkai + me wear polo...
sianz went to bb fall in
did drills n marched after that was games (it was sports day)
walao soccer last sia (had 4games)for out squad
?ball first[its a dam big ball n had to throw around to mates the ppl
can only get 1legout ofhula hoop at all times]
captain ball second [it was quality againstquantity as kohcatcher said
we had less ppl zhiwei,yixin,zhixiang n 1guy 4got his name din come for
bb]but we still owned them 24-4 (the sec3s were oso playing)
bb ended early at around 4:45PM wanted to continue soccer but no ppl
play so forget it
followed hI to NUS to support 110 [110 rulez!]for the track n field
competition

after that went home lar
i walked alone then desmond came walk wif me he was on phone n talking to me
at same time so i dun noe he talking to phone or me
eg.he askedu haf any siblings? [i look at him he look at me]i asked
u talking to me? he said of cuz la =.="
then separated at coffeeshop the carparkthere
meldrick came n we went to take mrt home
so we went onto the platform n waitedfortrain [was quite full]
my plastic bag broke zzz[the one containing 3sets of clothes]
made it for both trains
smsed paikia tot she missedbut she didntwe were on same train different spots
so halfway thru i realised
i forgot that my ezlink card wasnt wif me!!!
OMG i think i lootedmeldrick's
smsed paikia for help haha lucky she nvr miss
told her abt my ezlink car thing then she gasp lolz
so i told her at the tap card place she tap first then i pretend tap
so i can leave lolz
by the time my plasstic bag broke to a state where things were falling out
yw say put on my file
i did that for a min then stopped n sat on an alien building staircase
(ppl like yw hu dunno the meaning of alien pls check out the dictionary)
i finally tot of something i stuffed the broken bag into the not broken 1
(which contained the boots)become 1big bag
xD then went home lor clever eh me? =)
anywaez ty yw =)

!the end!

BAD LUCK NIA

2008-03-12T21:05:00.003+08:00

today dam suay after math trail went jurong library do history project
[me,zhiwei,bingquan,meldrick)
then we all took offour shoes then our feet stank
our shoes stankmore
so wemade ajoke out of this
shoes=atomic bomb
so we moved places la
butwe din move our shoes
then binqqie gotake n bring here
then i 灵机一动
“Freshly imported atomic bombs from USA!!!”
ROFL
every laugh like hell
then we said the smell was worse than clorine
xD
then we were brainstorming ideas
but the boring part
so i told mel1drick
say "i force u explode"
i simplify in chinese
WO PI NI BAO ZA
^^^^^
noe wad that means rite xD
5pm all go home except chairman n me
wanted toimmediatecip
but the person say canot muz register online
n WAIT for approval
sianz
sowe went to comics section
chairman read yu gi oh bks
he wanted to find wad manga but 4get it la
he let me play his psp =)
playedbleach4
won most =/
then dao mei see at,yt,cicilala[lmao],veron,christabel.(r there more? cant rmb)
daniel doing powerpoint at 1side lolz
AUNTIE YANG =)
at,yt n 1more dunno do wtf wif another "young woman"o.0
managed toseesomething like christian blablabla
zzz
then the rest did lit cover page
=.=" decorate it like their life lidat
then we sawa vending machine
its strange they said no food but inside haf vending machine
=.="
but allbo coins liao
then wan go exchange for 零钱
went to galilee cafe
生意不错嘛
but the counter say bo 1dollar coins
so daniel n me went around asking
i din ask la juz follow
then i realizedhe looked like a idiot
lol 到处 asking
then we 比不得以 want go opposite shopping mall try our luck
so daniel went up to tell the rest first
then i follow him la wif yt n cilabehind me
he practically ran up to 4th floor
i chased him
then he went down
i ran after him
then yt n cila oso walk faster catch up
then so suay me n auntie yang kena scolded by the securityguard
he askwad sch we from
dan say nanhua
这么老实
then he say I CAN MAKE U STAND HEREAND OBSERVE HOW PPL USE THE ELEVAtOR
idiot nia
then yt n cila came down oso kena reprimanded
the security guard tot we playcatching
FOR GOD SAKE WE R SEC1 NOT P1...
then at mall oso no luck came back
chairman had to go
daniel gave chairman 2dollarnote ask him help him ask atgalilee
for small change
WAKAO SUCCEED SIA dunno who the one who used coins to buy stuff...
so he gd lor =(
next i had togo home
so i went jurong east mrtstation went up the way to boon lay then saw
a arrow pointing towards middle track say to admiralty
but i interpret wrongly tot is the further end 1[theres 3trains]
so i went down the stairs n climbed the other 1so boarded the wrong train
WTF lor i take half way then eh??why sofamiliar ar
then when next stationit says clementi
nearly fainted zzz
so switched at clementi
n went back jurong east to takethe correct train
missed 2 LONG-IVATED cans of sardines
got the 3rd 1 n went to woodlands to take bus home
cuz it was raining n i was lazy
倒霉到要命
the fking bus take half an hour to come sia then the queue was dam impatient
saw 1 lady beside me who was practically nearly 发火 rofl
ok lo then reach home liao the end was a long post o.0
so long!

TodaY

2008-02-15T19:19:00.005+08:00

2dae was...

xD
hcl compo...
PE!!!
scored the first goal in first game
ended with 3-2 we lost
well my team r like obstacles instead
of helpers
越帮越忙
sianz
second game owned them 2nil
both i score =)

after sch was walking then
meldrick said he saw councillor
so we go turn around n saw her
EVELYN
wif a boy =)

Platonic or what?
xD

ok they walk to mrt staion first la
i buy bubbletea
then we went there they haven go
so they went to sit on bench
so i 偏偏[correct?] sit opposite them
was i 电灯泡？zzz
so she was like so embarassed rofl

they went off at jurong east
din change trAIn
so that was the last we saw of them...

not so serious la
as if they 失[]
lolz

so thats all byeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

SUAY!!!

2008-02-14T17:34:00.005+08:00

SIANZ todae dam suay
nid bring thermometer
then this morn
i go check
n realizzze
it BROKE DOWN
wtf

thermometer nvm still okay

but oso nid to wear tie
FORGOT BRING
go til mrt station
see paikia adjustin tie
then i realizeee
go school die lo
a man [dun recognise]
dam "chou lian" 1
he go "KIDnap" the ezlink cards
of those who nvr bring tie
n after flag raising
muz go rescue
our EZLINK CARDS
there was a group of ppl nvr bring la
so we went to the kidnapper
n he gave back our cards
BUT
he photocopied them on paper...
kena blacklisted rofl
then he sae assembly muz go to back of hall
see him
fine scold scold lor..
then me n my fren[110 same class][the only 2]
n another 2ppl from paikia class 102
were walking to class la
at lift lobby
a lady[i tink teacher]
comment we no tie
n ask our class
HAHA
one of the 102 ppl say,"102."
n the teacher ask wad teacher
he oso reply
then we walked away[me n my fren in front]
[obviously grinning from head to toe]
ole ole paikia class kena blacklisted
at least the teacher wan speak to
oso speak to their teacher not ours
xD
after recess was assembly
so we went to hall
n nvr-bring-tie ppl went to the back
din think much of the scolding we tot
we were going to have
then instead of scolding
i mean...SCOLDING'S NICER RITE
we stood...
half an hour...
fuck knn
enter cockpit system
算了
still make us stand
hell lar
actually
i still want scold somemore 1
but the dm [although not that nice]
let us sit
so i 饶了她 xD
SIANZ 2moro bring wear tie
whole dae le
cuz we nvr wear 2dae
SOBX
so sad
i hate wearing tie
so dam hot

but thinking of soccer,
YAY
cheers me up
2dae p.e. had captain's ball
but not fair nia
one of the games
our opponent is tall-ie
he juz stand in front of our
"catcher"
n wave his hands can le
my team forget abt winning
bitch qi yuan [pronounced 七元](no offence)
after game still taunt menabei
skilless team nia
juz cuz they have tall-ie
2words:SKILLESS NOOBS

ahhhh
but 2moro have soccer
hurray!!!
plus ytd bb soccer was nice
at least i got to really
play...

ok shall end here
my friggin' homework again...
zzz
bye.

...

2008-02-12T16:21:00.000+08:00

sianz my results for class test real sux

chinese=FAIL 21.5/55
physics=BARELY PASSED 10.5/20
maths=NOT VERY NICE 13/20
english=FORGOT NEXT TIME THEN UPDATE
others not out yet

i muz get smarter!
i muz be more intelligent!
i muz be cleverer!
i muz be...

zzz common tests next wk so sian
muz stress wk le
sobx

n paikia,

ok i shall end now
till i post again...

Funny BUT Disrespectful...

2008-02-11T20:32:00.000+08:00

Death of Steve Irwin aka Crocodile Hunter.

So sad hes gone 1 less show to watch rofl.

update

2008-01-27T19:47:00.000+08:00

this is an update

hahaha

hate-ness of chairman has ended

bye off to rakion.

Msg to chairman of 110 n funny movie!

2008-01-24T19:53:00.000+08:00

110: chairman i h8 u (temporarily) gimme email n password so 难 meh?
anyway the blog so plain sia
add some life to it...

funny movie

TITLE

2008-01-16T16:42:00.000+08:00

zzz 2dae went sch then saw lyn mu lao hu then she drag me up
after that zhao yuan called
he at admiralty
=.=
so
we had to alight at woodlands and wait him n yw
n haozheng oso
2pid lyn lolz

after sch go to woodlands regional library
eat mcdonalds first la
i fell 4 a trick sia
2pid lyn
*curse*
i wun tell anyone
cuz next time
i try on u
HAHA
omg
i tell u
the library so pervertic sia!

ask ongyuwen/lynettechenpeixin/leemingjun
for details
then mulaohu brw bk that time there write
~CHEN PEIXIN LYNETTE MISS~ ~YOU HAVE OUSTANDING FINES/FEES blablabla~
LOL
so funni
outstanding LEH

then went homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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wow that was a long post ok the end le bb

NA

2008-01-14T19:08:00.000+08:00

hey this post is nth. im bored so juz posted. anywaez happy sec-ing guys!

asdasd

2008-01-08T17:31:00.000+08:00

Long-tailed mouse, Pseudomys higginsi

The long-tailed mouse is the only species of rodent endemic (restricted to) Tasmania. The species reaches about 70 grams in weight and is distinguished by its two-tone tail - white below and dark above. The tail is longer than head and body.

The species occurs in rainforest and wet and dry sclerophyll forest. It is particularly common in sub-alpine scree - indeed, the unusually long hindfeet of the species suggest that it may hop from rock to rock in such a habitat. Its broad diet includes lichen, bryophytes, ferns, seeds, fruit and some insects.

Breeding occurs from late spring to late summer, with one or two litters averaging 3-4 young, being produced each year. Gestation is 33 days. Longevity is about 18 months.

[sry this for my bro hw]

Title

2008-01-03T22:29:00.000+08:00

lolz today the talk on cca so boring i zzz halfway
then after sch mj go miss causeway point HAHA
the end.

My uncle's wedding in Batam, Indonesia.

2008-01-01T21:36:00.000+08:00

Not elaborating on stories. I spent several hours uploading the pics. Juz that we realli stayed up to 4-5am on 2 of the daez. And i was the camera-man for the couple. =) Went on 25th back on 30th. (Wedding on 30th)Some of the more funny videos r below here. Maybe u wanna stop the song first.

GameBoy Maniacs!!!

This one is taken in the dark. (At 2++am)

Cute!

One of the wedding room decorations.

Nights we stayed up...

GameBoys in the dark.

Others

Parrot!

Chickens!

BirdHouse?

On the rooftop on my aunt's house.
Suicide!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Wedding preparations.

This is the thing the couple feed each other at the ceremony i think. I PLAYED A PART IN MAKING THIS!!! =)
Wedding car.
Bridegroom on phone.
Wedding room.

Just before the wedding dinner,

Practical girls. Make-up...

Wedding ceremony. [not many cuz i was the camera-man rmb?] (5am++ to 11am++)

Wedding night.

We opened the can drinks we wanted first so that its a kind of RESERVED. LOLs. gay eh?

Updated...

2007-12-23T12:00:00.000+08:00

this post is nth. juz to say i updated lots of stuff. and welcome daniel THE TORMENTOR back!!

Late but NicE DaY...

2007-12-11T16:34:00.000+08:00

9Dec2007

ME
MY BRO
MY UNCLE
AND
MY COUSIN [ real ]

Went to Downtown East for a
how should i put it
errr
a SHOW
or something like that

Its at 8pm
so
we go play first
cuz
we 4pm alr reach there
zzz

Cant go www cuz raining =(
so we went to a place
which
is obviously
for kiddies
but im supposed to go in!?!?!?

So
MY BRO
ME
AND
MY COUSIN
went in for 1hr
which i hated

WTF
the space so dam narrow
waste my energy
maze sumore
zzz

Then we go ball pool
its next to the maze
and i began throwing balls
at
my bro
and he threw at me too
BUT
why my cousin go help him!?!?!
SHE go throw at me oso
dum gals
but nvm
shes still
like
k1 or k2 lidat

Haha
after that my bro go annouce to everybody in the pool
to bury him wif balls
so poor him
bury until kenot see his
HEAD

Then my turn
its like so funny feeling
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Then time up
we go out
and dunno how the heck
its 6++
so we went eat
M-A-C-D-O-N-A-L-D-S

Yipee
nicenicenice
YummY

After that
went
arcade
for like 40mins only???
omg
anywaez the tickets were juz enuff
for 3pencils
lolz

Then we went in to the theatre le
i was like
WTF
so dam long haven start
now alr 8.30pm
HELL

Finally
it started
wif a clown
oh yes
4got to say
the names aga-boom

Not elaborating here
its 1hr15mins long
quite nice
funny actions
haha

At the end
On the screen flashed
THE END
then
WTF still go on for like half an hr???

Nows the nice part
for
THE BIGGEST BALLOONS WERE THROWN TO THE AUDIENCE
YAY
i punched one
OMG
flew so high
too rubbery i think

Then finish go home the end.

*pics next time then update lar*
im off to gunzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

GunGunGun

2007-12-10T11:46:00.000+08:00

....\________________________
....../'---_________________--_l=====D
...../::::;;;;;;____________.:/
.....),--(_(__)/
....),--(..)),
...//___/
..//__//
.//__//

Revolver with a normal bullet.

....\________________________
....../'---_________________--_l=====O
...../::::;;;;;;____________.:/
.....),--(_(__)/
....),--(..)),
...//___/
..//__//
.//__//

Pistol with a ABnormal bullet.

-NA-

2007-11-30T18:02:00.000+08:00

first
the
credits
are
intact

second
im
not
bad

third
yes
i
got
247

fourth
mystic
u
suk
cuz
u
have
amnesia

fifth
my
name
is
not
junhong

sixth
ur
joke
haven
copyright
too
bad
xD

seventh
nothing
more
to
say
bb

lastly
wtf
why
all
the
blogs
taggies
i
cant
tag
"
error
"
fk

laster than lastly
BYE BYE.

Nothing.

2007-11-28T13:37:00.000+08:00

im bored
cuz
gunz
have
idiot maintainance
wtf
from
1pm - 2.30pm
somemore
i think im gonna
die
so anyone
can save me?

nvm
i tell u a joke

Q:Why did John eat his homework?

A:Cuz his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

lol
hope u enjoyed that

bb

Warning:Do Not Wear Black Pants When You Go Out.

2007-11-23T21:48:00.000+08:00

Why?
Cuz u might have a cat after u.
How i noe?
From experience.
What happened?
Fine. Here goes:

Today about 7pm
My family went to out eat n my mum see doctor
so she go see doctor first lar
Then nid wait so dam long lor
so my dad my bro n me go buy FRIES eat haha
YuMMy...

then around 8pm
my mum still not done
And my dad met a fren so there goes the talking
So my bro n i playing lar
Playing NoNsenSE
then my bro saw a cat
And he try play wit it lar
then i saw it
I was standing there watching it
then suddenly it turned towards me
i was not surprised
BuT
it ran towards me
NoT
veri fast
BuT
faster than ppl walk
so i ran

And it chased for a while
then give up
And it went to climb a
RuBBisH BiN
it nearly dropped into the hole duh
then it turned to me
AnD
CHASED mE AgAIN
HeLL
i ran
then another girl
in riverside sec sch uniform come
And took the cat
nOT
realli T00K
but
LuRed
so i assume cat owner lar

She was heading home
i ASSuMe
the cat fol0
of CUZ
Then the path ar
was same as another old lady's path
the lady was wearing black pants
same as the oWNeR
BuT
i was like
WTF
cat dun recognise own owner
~walao~
then the cat was
CLEARly
harassing the old lady
so the gal
To0k it up
YeS
T00k
and there they went
HoME

so my mum done and we all go yishun eat and go home
not elaborating here

BaCK to the cat
ThE STRaNGe
ThINg
WaS
I
Als0
weaRinG
Black pAnTS

zzz

THE EnD

These are the lyrics

2007-11-23T12:13:00.000+08:00

牛奶 - 点水蜻蜓

让你看见我偷偷流泪
为你我挥霍了汗水
掌声如雷我很累
却只在乎对你没有亏欠
让你看见我已经改变
时间可以证明一切
深深感谢你
简单一颗心
只想和我翱翔
享受蓝天无边际

我相信你
爱你不亲你
微妙的距离
蜻蜓点水的涟漪
淡淡痕迹
说不尽过去
只因为有你
我庆幸还有勇气

我渴望一湖安静
你的用意清除无疑
我不怕沉坠湖底
抬头看总是会有你

我相信你
爱你不亲你
微妙的距离
蜻蜓点水的涟漪
淡淡痕迹
说不尽过去
只因为有你
我庆幸还有勇气
随风飘去天空不下雨
只因为有你......
雨伞也变得是多余~~~

niú nai - dian shui qing tíng

ràng ni kàn jiàn wo tou tou liú lèi
wéi ni wo hui huò le hàn shui
zhang sheng rú léi wo hen lèi
què zhi zài hu duì ni méi you kui qiàn
ràng ni kàn jiàn wo yi jing gai biàn
shí jian ke yi zhèng míng yí qiè
shen shen gan xiè ni
jian dan yi ke xin
zhi xiang hé wo áo xiáng
xiang shòu lán tian wú bian jì

wo xiang xìn ni
ài ni bú qin ni
wei miào de jù lí
qing tíng dian shui de lián yi
dàn dàn hén jì
shuo bú jìn guò qù
zhi yin wéi you ni
wo qìng xìng hái you yong qì

wo ke wàng yi hú an jìng
ni de yòng yì qing chú wú yí
wo bú pà chén zhuì hú di
tái tóu kàn zong shì huì you ni

wo xiang xìn ni
ài ni bú qin ni
wei miào de jù lí
qing tíng dian shui de lián yi
dàn dàn hén jì
shuo bú jìn guò qù
zhi yin wéi you ni
wo qìng xìng hái you yong qì
suí feng piao qù tian kong bù xià yu
zhi yin wéi you ni......
yu san ye biàn de shì duo yú~~~

PSLE RESULT RELEASED...

2007-11-22T15:28:00.000+08:00

todae ar the teacher talk so dam long blablablablablablablablablabla
then after that
mdm foo talk le
top psle pupil in gwps samuel chua de xun gratz!273
second joei weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shi xuan [ marsupial ] gratz!268
3rd tan jun jie n aisyah gratz too!263

2pid samuel say wun get higher than 270
then he 273 top somemore zzz
pro lor they me only 247 lol

the end xD

Good luck later! =)

2007-11-22T09:11:00.000+08:00

Hope 6As collect good PSLE results! haha xD
Go0d luCK!

Yeah! Finally my new blogskin! zzz

2007-11-21T13:12:00.000+08:00

Finally can put blogskin...I spent over 1hr on this?!?!?!?

First, i dunno how get blogskin.

Second, i dunno how to fix the parse error.

Third, i dunno how put in the details[like links, music, intro, etc.].

In the end, TADA! DoNE! xD

BLABLABLA

2007-11-21T11:06:00.000+08:00

20th post. wad to write??? i dunno. so i will juz end here. this is an update. ty.

i rock i rule

2007-11-05T19:03:00.000+08:00

2dae took silver nassa test [ swimming ] and passed. yeahs. tot i wud fail =.=
omg i 4got to bring my extra t-shirt zzz. luky fren of fren lend ahhhhhhh. thanks to that guy. may god bless him. LOL like he gonna meet with accident =.= nvm i shall end here.~end of story~

Sorry. No! No sorry!

2007-11-01T13:37:00.001+08:00

replaced my songlist xD this one more easy to listen to all o.o cuz 5only ma aiyo.

Update

2007-10-29T14:13:00.000+08:00

This is called an UPDATE. Thank you! xD

Okies nvm.
Today was swimming day and it was a dam horrid day.
First i kena fall down.
Then i kena leg pain.
After that i kena plaster.

OK ENUFF OF KENA-ING!

Then ar intermediate class go swim frogstyle 8laps.
And the worse part is the dumb diving.
Stupid dupit idiotic dive took me to half the breadth of the pool and a drowned look on my face.Not juz the look the FEEL too.
And then i came up to the surface cuz outtabreath.
After that i headbutted by Haqiz cuz he came up under me and hit my stomach.
I tot ghost diaoz.

In the end lesson end and go change clothes.
I come out toilet like half scared half laughing cuz all the girls are like pontianaks LOL.

~THE END~

We Live In Singapura Rocks!!!

2007-10-10T20:31:00.000+08:00

Tada! Comedies have arrived!

2007-09-22T19:51:00.000+08:00

Ok the pokemon video IS dam funny! Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very FUNNY! Lols thats all...

This video will also be available below at the "FunnyVideos" section below.

Half-Dead - ME

2007-09-21T18:23:00.000+08:00

Okay who think ur very brave? Ur not scared or anything? Watch the video i included below this posts and decide for urself! Post ur comments @ the tagboard. For those who cant take horror, kindly refrain from watching it cuz i dun wanna be a murderer. LoLz =.=

Tada! My Songlist!

2007-09-18T19:09:00.000+08:00

Diaoz 19songs altogether...Go listen to the xiao hai bu ben song its nice. And pls say ur blog site @ my tagboard i lazy search for urs. Okays...i wun be active for a period of time ByEbYe!

My Unlucky Day

2007-09-16T19:17:00.000+08:00

Diaoz...Today I dam unlucky sia...Read on to find out why.

First thing in the morning, I woke up. It was 10.30am and I thought I would be able to play com for about 2h or so cuz i have swimming at 3pm. Then I went bathe and when i came out of toilet, "JH! Go change into outdoors clothes! We're going out for buffet NOW!"

Ok u may think it's a good thing, but i don't think so. My dream(or wadeva u call it)was shattered(erm...not realli)...My family reached the restaurant @12nn. We ate ALL THE WAY till 2pm(that's pretty lots stuff)and i was bloated. Yes u may think BLOATED is nothing, but the problem is I'm having my swimming lesson @ 3pm!

And my coach dam idiot sia force me do frogstyle kick WITHOUT USING HANDS WITHOUT HOLDING ON TO ANY FLOATS. So I was like in a NeArLy-DrOwNeD-tO-dEaTh StAtE. Well, that's not the worse. After that, I did backstroke with FLOAT! Diao I juz learnt that and I HAVE TO SWIM 4LAPS! And those idiot ppl at the pool keep splashing water on my face so I tell u i was like LuNgS-hAlF-fIlLeD-wItH-wAtEr! =.= If u were there i tell u, u would surprised at the way i was swimming cuz i was swimming backstroke zigzaging all the way...

Still not unlucky enuff...

At night which is NOW, I found out I nvr do homework(math problem sums and compo). So i QUICKLY go take out HW to do. Ya still lucky ar... MY FOOT! My foolscap paper finish le! So i decided that I would be DEADMEAT! I sure kena scolding by lee zi 2moro SoB...

OMG

2007-09-16T10:16:00.001+08:00

Diao my games sot liao dunno why...

New Items & Pleads

2007-09-15T21:26:00.000+08:00

Firstly there are nice nice games @ the btm of this page. Secondly, a new quiz!
http://www.blogthings.com/whatplanetareyoufromquiz/
And PLEASE(im being rarely polite XD) record ur results @ the chatterbox...

A Quiz

2007-09-15T20:55:00.000+08:00

http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoubeviolentquiz/
Dun forget to share ur results @ the tagboard!

SUCCESS

2007-09-15T17:41:00.000+08:00

I did the thingy over there>>>
So shiok XD

Trying Something New!

2007-09-15T17:14:00.000+08:00

My New Songlist

2007-09-15T15:51:00.000+08:00

Well, there's my songlist... although i cant find some nice nice songs, these are quite nice too! Especially INNOCENT SORROW it rocks haha! Manually played though if ur annoyed then dun play it.

Flood ended by the never-keep-promises XY...

2007-09-15T14:17:00.000+08:00

XY nvr keep promise one lehs! Say u will KEEP flooding but look @ the result...stopped @ 14sept diaoz...

FLOOD!!!

2007-09-14T18:31:00.000+08:00

LETS FLOOD MY FLOOD-ABLE TAGBOARD!!! OH YEAH!!!

My Lame Excuse

2007-09-14T15:00:00.000+08:00

Sry i forgot my old blog password but its ok (if u think so...) cuz here i have wif me...a new blog!

-NA-

==title==

xDD i'm back

Whees~

Whees~

Wakaka!!!

<>***new added c.9:35PM***

tortureeeeed

W00ts!!

BAD LUCK NIA

TodaY

SUAY!!!

...

Funny BUT Disrespectful...

update

Msg to chairman of 110 n funny movie!

TITLE

NA

asdasd

Title

My uncle's wedding in Batam, Indonesia.

Updated...

Late but NicE DaY...

GunGunGun

-NA-

Nothing.

Warning:Do Not Wear Black Pants When You Go Out.

These are the lyrics

PSLE RESULT RELEASED...

Good luck later! =)

Yeah! Finally my new blogskin! zzz

BLABLABLA

i rock i rule

Sorry. No! No sorry!

Update

We Live In Singapura Rocks!!!

Tada! Comedies have arrived!

Half-Dead - ME

Tada! My Songlist!

My Unlucky Day

OMG

New Items & Pleads

A Quiz

SUCCESS

Trying Something New!

My New Songlist

Flood ended by the never-keep-promises XY...

FLOOD!!!

My Lame Excuse

<>new added c.9:35PM